REALTORS To Stop Photographing Themselves In Bathroom Mirrors

Scottsdale, AZ ? According to a hastily released statement from the National Association of Realtors this morning, the 1.2 million active members of the nation?s largest trade organization will hereby stop including themselves in property listing photos. Effective immediately, the consumptive public is assured that any agent who appears in the reflection of a master bathroom mirror is not a dues-paying REALTOR?.

?It?s this kind of initiative that exemplifies the difference between a mere Real Estate agent and a REALTOR,? NAR spokesman Thelonius Diedel explained. ?Well that, and a couple hundred bucks annually.?

?Ghosting, as we call it, is a threat to consumers which we here at the NAR take very seriously,??Diedel continued. ?A REALTOR designation assures home sellers they are working with a professional who can take a picture from around a corner, or at an angle.?

Not confined to issues of self-inclusion, Real Estate agents have long vexed online property shoppers with errant fingers on lenses, moving trucks in driveways and labrador retrievers in foyers. Exterior photos taken directly into the sun have caused at least nine cases of temporary blindness in online home shoppers since 2008.*

?Don?t even get me started on those fish eye virtual tours,? Cameron Stultz of the consumer watchdog group, People for Competent Photography, added when reached for comment. ?I mean, thanks for showing us what the house would look like if we just chased a sheet of LSD with a liter of Jack Daniels and formaldehyde, but most buyers aren?t Alice when she?s ten feet tall. We?re just regular-size folks who want an accurate visual representation of the property.?

?This is what being a REALTOR is all about,? Diedel concluded. ?Being heard, but not seen. In bathrooms.?

Diedel declined comment when asked how the initiative would help kickstart a slumping national housing market.

Melina Tomson, a non-NAR affiliated Real Estate broker in Salem, Oregon added, ?Are you f&^%$*! kidding me with this??

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Paul Slaybaugh, Disassociative Press??2011

*Data provided by intracranial study of author?s overactive imagination

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